i like books, food, and long walks through hyrule. i get obsessive over people/things and actually followed my best friend nikki all the way to OU. sometimes i cry because daenerys targaryen.
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Being a feminist is kind of like being Bruce Banner.
“My secret is… I’m always sick of this bullshit.”
i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me
I had to scroll back up to reblog this because this post spoke to me on an emotional level
horny has become less of a mood for me and more of a personality trait
‘get back in the kitchen’
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I will say “hello” to every dog that I meet and if we’re having a conversation I will stop and point when a dog goes by
A short Google poem
i srsly don’t get men who use “go back to the kitchen” as an attempt to silence women like yeah sure bro i’ll go to the kitchen and slam your face onto the open stove top
What do you mean “servings per container”?
If it’s all in one container, it’s one serving.
That I will eat.
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical
i know this might be difficult for you to understand but introversion is not some unfortunate affliction ok i am not depressed and i do not ‘need help’ i am just happiest in my own company and it’s a waste to pity me for ‘always staying home alone’ when i am having the time of my life